DAMN LEET SPEAK! ARGH!
Is: "L33T H@><0RZ" even as close to intelligent as "elite hacker" ? It's like saying...
"Not only am I not intelligent, but I spend enough time on my computer that I got tired of spelling things like a normal person!" Therefore, to be a "L33T H@><0RZ" you have to meet these criteria:
1) You must be fat. I know this because it is physically impossible to have enough time to learn leet speak and get the required amout of sleep and exercise.
2) You must have too much time on your hands. Otherwise, you would have done something more productive, like learning from a book.
3) You must be a total loser. Because otherwise you would have less time on your hands that you would spend with your friends.
4) You must have bad grades in school. Not nessesarily in every class, but passing home-ec isn't much of a feat.
5) You play too many video games. Otherwise, you wouldn't have even heard of leet speak.
If you do not fit into the criteria above, you should NOT speak the language that has become a horribly stupid fad, known as leet. Oh, and for those who have become so numbed by leet speak that they can't read what I've written above, here's is the gist of what I was saying:
"I FU><!|\|9 P\/\/N3D Y0U B!@TC|-|!"
^^u
Bit hostile, are'nt we? Same could be said about people who spend too much time coming up with hate lists about l337 sp34|<.
You should go outside and play with your friends. After all, it's extremely hard to speak l337 in person.
Posted by: Sa ne...? at July 16, 2004 12:34 AM