April 23, 2004

Warning: Angry rant ahead

note to everyone:
Chappelle's Show is awesome. You should watch it.
note to everyone:
You are not any more black after watching Chappelle's Show. Therefore, unless you are already black, never use any of the following phrases unless you are talking about how funny Chappelle's Show is:
1) "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!" This means male ejaculation, it is only funny on TV. Saying it just annoys people.
2) "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!" Unless you are Chappelle imitating Little John, this is also not funny, it makes me want to punch you.
3) "hhoooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Unless you are Chappelle imitating Little John, this is also not funny, it makes me want to punch you.
4) "Huuuuuuwhat?!" Unless you are Chappelle imitating Little John, this is also not funny, it makes me want to punch you.
note to everyone:
It is only acceptable to use these phrases in these contexts:
1) "Did you see Chappelle's Show last night?! It was sooo funny when he said (insert in context Chappelle's Show quote here)."
2) "Haha! Yeah... (insert in context Chappelle's Show quote here)." example of this specific one...
Person who doesn't annoy me #1: "Did you see Chappelle's Show last night?! It was sooo funny when he said Huuuuuuwhat?!"
Person who doesn't annoy me #2: "Haha! Yeah... hhoooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
Person who doesn't annoy me #1: "hahahaha!"
note to everyone:
If you do use these phrases out of context, it shows that you're a giant poser who does nothing better than watch Chappelle's Show.
note to Andrew Felt:
This entire rant was aimed at you, and your unfunny gratuitous use of the word "skeet."

Posted by Kickmyassman at April 23, 2004 07:03 PM
Comments

also, do not say "IM RICK JAMES BITCH"

Posted by: louie at April 26, 2004 03:27 PM

Yes, you're not Rick James. The only person (besides Chappelle) who ever said that and made me laugh was Mr. Paulson who is amazing.

Posted by: Kit Sczudlo at April 26, 2004 04:27 PM

im rick james bitch, and im rich bitch. Oh yeah hooooooookkkkkkkkkaaayyyyyyy, huuuwhat, yyeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!, a skeet skeet. hahaha oh yea and a skeet skeet skeet skeet

Feldt

Posted by: Feldt at April 26, 2004 08:59 PM

Haha just joking Kit, i just say that to only you because you get so angry, and only while playing an intense game of badmitton or however u spell it. Other than that i never say it. It is just funny how you get so over worked about it and it makes me laugh. U are a funny person. And i like ur site

Posted by: Feldt at April 26, 2004 09:02 PM

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT are you talking about kit. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH im more black. SKEET SKEET. HOKE???

Posted by: Jordi at May 1, 2004 11:40 AM

haah that was a joke, i agree with kit

Posted by: Jordi at May 1, 2004 11:41 AM
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