May 17, 2004

People have too much time on their hands...

Orgasmic Chocolate:,,2-2004223095,00.html
Now you can orgasm without even masturbating! GO HERMITS!
I really like this site called and they had this funny parody done by a bunch of people who are bigger nerds than I am. Check it out!
And the original...
And then there's another thing from which is called badgerbadgerbadger. Someone came along and made this... The only thing that may be more sad than the fact that these people made these things is the fact that I was bored enough to find them.


Posted by Kickmyassman at May 17, 2004 05:41 PM

I can instantly think of a hundred ways to abuse that chocolate. I mean I can just imagine someone going "Here, would you like a piece" and then all that would follow.

*shakes head* Live action Kenya song... wow. I'm laughing like crazy, but...

Oh yeah, you will have to pay for posting the link to the badgers.

Posted by: Bio at May 17, 2004 10:05 PM

everyone has seen badgers. what i dont get is how everyone (not you specifically) thinks that they were like the first person to EVER seen an online cartton that they found, then they tell everyone how GREAT it is even though they didnt make it. again, people in general, not you specifically kit.

"Dr Barber...predicted under-the-skin microchips which tell if someone has been unfaithful. They could record bodily temperature changes, revealing whether partners had been steamy with someone else."

so what if you got a fever???? or jerked off???? or got into a hot car?

also anyone who would get their partner one of those is:
extremly insecure
extremly insecure
and should break up anyways if they get to that point.

Posted by: louie at May 18, 2004 05:31 PM

"[Dr barber] also claimed that robotic prostitutes are set to be developed..."

if these robots were exactly like people once you went robot youd never go back! because:
-no disease
-no need to "return the favor"
-no pregnancy
-no long term relationship that slowly deteriorates

Posted by: louie at May 18, 2004 05:35 PM

sorry if that seemed like a personal attack because it wasnt im shutting up now

Posted by: louie at May 18, 2004 05:41 PM

Pssh, robot prostitutes will never replace real girls. Our boobs are squishier. And I'm not saying I'm a prostitute. I'm just saying that my boobs are squishy.

Posted by: Rebecca at May 21, 2004 12:20 AM

Hmm, I think I'm going to need some evidence before I believe you. /jk

Posted by: Bio at May 21, 2004 03:55 PM
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