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Ugh, essay

     Okay, I have to work on an essay today. Bleck, I hate doing cop outs but there's not much of a choice today. Oh yeah, just FYI for those who saw the Frizzies thing as a cop-out because of a lack of material, I had plenty of other things to write about, I just liked making that. And for those of you who saw it as a coup out because it was a "quick fix," here's the mongomongous amounts of code it took to make that work right:
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT">function mpgvid1(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:nompgvid1()\">No Frizzies</a>\n<br><OBJECT ID=\"Player\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" classid=\"clsid:6bf52a52-394a-11d3-b153-00C04f79faa6\" codebase=\"http://activex.microsoft.com/activex/controls/mplayer/ en/nsmp2inf.cab#Version=5,1,52,701\" standby=\"Loading Microsoft Windows Media Player components...\" type=\"application/x-oleobject\" name=\"frizzies1\"><param name=\"url\" value=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/fightingfrizzies1.mpg\"><param name=\"uiMode\" value=\"none\"><param name=\"AutoStart\" value=\"True\"><param name=\"TransparentatStart\" value=\"True\"><param name=\"AnimationatStart\" value=\"False\"><param name=\"ShowControls\" value=\"0\"><embed type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" pluginspage=\"http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/ Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/\" src=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/fightingfrizzies1.mpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" showcontrols=\"0\" showdisplay=\"0\" name=\"frizziesembed1\" showstatusbar=\"0\"></embed></OBJECT><br><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnPlay\" VALUE=\"play\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.play()\"><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnStop\" VALUE=\"stop\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.stop()\"><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnPause\" VALUE=\"pause\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.pause()\">';whatreplace = document.getElementById('mpgvid1');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function nompgvid1(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:mpgvid1()\">Frizzies!</a>';whatreplace = document.getElementById('mpgvid1');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function bananaphone(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:nobananas()\">NO MORE BANANA PHONE! AHHHHHHHHH!! I\'M BLEEDING IN THE BRAIN! AHHHHH!!</a>\n<br><embed src=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/bananaphone.mp3\" width=\"70\" height=\"26\" type=\"audio/x-mpeg\" autostart=\"true\" autoplay=\"true\" loop=\"true\" controller=\"true\" hidden=\"false\">';whatreplace = document.getElementById('bananaphone');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function nobananas(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:bananaphone()\">Mmmmmmmm Bananas!!</a>';whatreplace = document.getElementById('bananaphone');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}</script>

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT">function mpgvid2(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:nompgvid2()\">No Frizzies</a>\n<br><OBJECT ID=\"Player\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" classid=\"clsid:6bf52a52-394a-11d3-b153-00C04f79faa6\" codebase=\"http://activex.microsoft.com/activex/controls/mplayer/ en/nsmp2inf.cab#Version=5,1,52,701\" standby=\"Loading Microsoft Windows Media Player components...\" type=\"application/x-oleobject\"><param name=\"url\" value=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/fightingfrizzies2.mpg\"><param name=\"uiMode\" value=\"none\"><param name=\"AutoStart\" value=\"True\"><param name=\"TransparentatStart\" value=\"True\"><param name=\"AnimationatStart\" value=\"False\"><param name=\"ShowControls\" value=\"0\"><embed type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" pluginspage=\"http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/ Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/\" src=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/fightingfrizzies2.mpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" showcontrols=\"0\" showdisplay=\"0\" showstatusbar=\"0\"></embed></OBJECT><br><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnPlay\" VALUE=\"play\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.play()\"><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnStop\" VALUE=\"stop\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.stop()\"><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnPause\" VALUE=\"pause\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.pause()\">';whatreplace = document.getElementById('mpgvid2');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function nompgvid2(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:mpgvid2()\">Frizzies!</a>';whatreplace = document.getElementById('mpgvid2');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function bananaphone2(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:nobananas2()\">I get the point kit, stop showing me this bullshit.</a>\n<br><object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/ cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0\" width=\"550\" height=\"400\"><param name=movie value=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/bananaphone.swf\"><param name=quality value=high><embed src=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/bananaphone.swf\" quality=high pluginspage=\"http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"550\" height=\"400\"></embed></object>';whatreplace = document.getElementById('bananaphone2');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function nobananas2(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:bananaphone2()\">The effect of too many bananas on the brain</a>';whatreplace = document.getElementById('bananaphone2');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}</script>

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT">function mpgvid3(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:nompgvid3()\">No Frizzies</a>\n<br><OBJECT ID=\"Player\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" classid=\"clsid:6bf52a52-394a-11d3-b153-00C04f79faa6\" codebase=\"http://activex.microsoft.com/activex/controls/mplayer/ en/nsmp2inf.cab#Version=5,1,52,701\" standby=\"Loading Microsoft Windows Media Player components...\" type=\"application/x-oleobject\"><param name=\"url\" value=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/fightingfrizzies3.mpg\"><param name=\"uiMode\" value=\"none\"><param name=\"AutoStart\" value=\"True\"><param name=\"TransparentatStart\" value=\"True\"><param name=\"AnimationatStart\" value=\"False\"><param name=\"ShowControls\" value=\"0\"><embed type=\"application/x-mplayer2\" pluginspage=\"http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/ Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/\" src=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/fightingfrizzies3.mpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" showcontrols=\"0\" showdisplay=\"0\" showstatusbar=\"0\"></embed></OBJECT><br><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnPlay\" VALUE=\"play\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.play()\"><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnStop\" VALUE=\"stop\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.stop()\"><INPUT TYPE=\"BUTTON\" NAME=\"BtnPause\" VALUE=\"pause\" OnClick=\"Player.controls.pause()\">';whatreplace = document.getElementById('mpgvid3');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function nompgvid3(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:mpgvid3()\">Frizzies!</a>';whatreplace = document.getElementById('mpgvid3');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function bananaphone3(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:nobananas3()\">I get the point kit, stop showing me this bullshit.</a>\n<br><object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http://download.macromedia.com/ pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0\" width=\"480\" height=\"415\"><param name=movie value=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/badgerphone.swf\"><param name=quality value=high><embed src=\"http://kit.kitkorp.com/archives/badgerphone.swf\" quality=high pluginspage=\"http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"415\"></embed></object>';whatreplace = document.getElementById('bananaphone3');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}function nobananas3(){replace = '';replace += '<a href=\"javascript:bananaphone3()\">Where I originally discovered banana phone</a>';whatreplace = document.getElementById('bananaphone3');whatreplace.innerHTML = replace;}</script>

There, happy?! It's an entry!