Kit's Blog

Songs to wear pants to

     As I said, I'm trying to get some entries in here, and I have a free minute here. Anyway, things have been pretty stressful (I'm sure we haven't heard that word a million times already), but I've done a few things in my spare time. Over the past months I finished some more anime:
+Niea Under 7 (Nia Under Seven) (13 episodes) --Nothing... really happens...
+Samurai Champloo (26 episodes) --Well done, good stuff.
+Elfen Lied (13 episodes) --Mix of Kanon and Chobits, with 2,000 gallons of blood. I liked it
+Final Fantasy: Advent Children (1hour 40min) --Final Fantasy 7, Hi-res 3D
+ROD the TV (26 episodes) --Probably the only show starring an all lesbian cast
+Ghost in the Shell (1hour 20min) --Not enough of a conclusion for my tastes
Chalks my anime count up to a little more than 12 and a half days. I'm also Actively watching the following series as they come out and are translated:
Bleach (Currently 59 episodes) --Good action, but a lot of bad translators
Yakitate (Currently 47 episodes) --Better seen than explained, amazingly good

     Since I don't really have a whole lot better to talk about today, here's just one more random net thing for you: Check out Songs to wear pants to. Seriously. This man is like my new god. He takes requests from anyone and makes them into songs. Free ones have to be under 1min 11seconds and paid ones can be pretty much anything. Here's a tiny selection of my favorites:
-------------------------------------------------------------------
My Sister-in-law's Ears
REQUEST:
Please make an awesome rap song about my sister-in-laws huge ears. She will think its so funny. Her name is Erin. Just make up a bunch of jokes and put them together or something. I'm sure you'll think of something good.

REQUESTED BY: Jay-ordan
-------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Underage Stalkers
REQUEST:
Could you write a song about how I get stalked at work. (I work in a clothing store), The girls who stalk me are like 15 and 16 They say all this crazy stuff like "I love you" and "I want to have your baby" and one time I even got asked to go to a prom. These girls are the kind of girls that I would have gone after when I was 16. I mean some of them are kind of spooky, but most of them are really pretty, and a few are like the stop traffic types. But they're way to young now or maybe I'm just too old (I'm 24) for me to do anything. Sometimes I think they're just kidding, and other times they're like scary serious. I mostly just play along cause I don't want to be mean.
So that's my story, please write a song about it. Keep it clean (I'm not a pedophile or anything). I'd like the song to be kind of 90's punkish (like Green Day or NOFX or something). Can you start it with a guitar playing a catchy rockish riff and then have the rest kick in a few bars later. And can you include the sound of a car engine starting up in it. Anywhere but at the very beginning.

You can call the song "Underage Stalkers."

REQUESTED BY: -Josh-
-------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I promise you from the bottem heart
REQUEST:
i promise you from the bottem heart. i will love you to death, till us part.... I prome you, as a lover and a freind, i will love you

REQUESTED BY: Jon S
-------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------
The most exciting thing I did in the past year freestyle
REQUEST:
Genre: Experimental
Length: 0:35 or less
Instruments: The listner shouldn't be able to recognize them
Lyrics: The most exciting thing you did in the past year

REQUESTED BY: Tipper
-------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------
THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT FROGS
REQUEST:
write a song about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about frogs...

REQUESTED BY: russler3000
-------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I do whatever I want
REQUEST:
Okay, so you made a song that had the lyrics to YMCA, but you're not willing to rip off the badgers song from Weebl. Would you care to explain this?

REQUESTED BY: Derwood Bowen
-------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Watch the animation before the song on this one!
The touchtone genius
This one just gets an animation:

Posted by Kickmyassman at December 4, 2005 02:23 AM