October 08, 2004

A quote I just reeeeeealy wnted to post

"So Kit, does knowing all sorts of different kinds of programming languages increase the size or your internet penis?" --Sanjeev
"I can't even draw stick figures. I always draw then lines curved... and no one likes a wavy stickman." --Brian

Posted by Kickmyassman at October 8, 2004 06:39 PM

Judging by the amount of spam I receive, my "internet penis" is 126,935 inches long. Thank you, Enzyte! (And yes, the theory is that girls don't have penises, even internet penises. However, I can't see down to my internet crotch to check because my vision is blocked by my 32QQQ-sized internet breasts, courtesy of the bust-enhancing tablets, for which I also receive spam.)

Posted by: Rebecca at October 9, 2004 11:02 AM
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