January 04, 2005

I've always wondered: There's sporks, but why not knorks?

     I have to give a speech tommorow. Wish me luck.

Posted by Kickmyassman at January 4, 2005 10:49 PM

Good luck, Kit. Is that audio file from BOCA again?

Posted by: Eric at January 5, 2005 05:10 PM


Posted by: kit at January 6, 2005 11:33 AM

There's no such things as knorks because you would end up cutting yourself trying to eat off of it. This has led to the simmilar failure of spives.

Posted by: Bio at January 7, 2005 11:09 AM

     Actually there is such thing as knorks, it's especially useful for people who only have one armor are incapable of using one of their hands. The reason that they aren't sold to the public is because most people are dumb enough to cut themselves while eating with them.

Posted by: kit at January 8, 2005 02:54 PM
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