June 27, 2004

And you thought I liked bush just a little? no way.


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June 24, 2004

Wow, php is hard...

I'm trying to learn php so that a website I'm woring on doesn't have 40,000,000,000 pages. But I found out something... php... is hard. Anyway, my website will be done pretty soon and that'll be good.

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June 23, 2004


Okay so I was looking at buying FLCL on DVD, but the cost is around $75 for just six episodes! So anyway, I was reading the comments and someone said:
Wow, this costs way too much! In fact, you can buy all six episodes on 1 dvd for $10 on anime247.com!
So yeah, it's got all these Amazing shows that I really want and it makes me happy. Besides that I now have a computer of some value set up as a linux box, and just to see the other world of GUI's (Graphical User Interfaces) I tried enlightenment. Wow, it's really weird, but pretty fast and has some cool features. The strangest of everything is that instead of having a taskbar, it has the mouse set up weird. Instead of a start button you click the scroller-thingy on your mouse. And then to get to the "My Documents" type thing, you press the left mouse button on the desktop backround. It's kinda hard to describe but it's pretty nifty. Oh yeah, I have a job people! There's a reason I don't normally get on AIM until around one'ish!!! I work at a pool from 8:30 to 11:30... Then I come home and do work for other people... which is probibly a great excuse for why I haven't updated in a while! Alright, ciao till later.

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June 17, 2004

HA! I beat the viridian room!

Okay, so... it wasn't without help. I needed only two hints! How to undo the lock and how to get the key to the diary. THAT'S IT! MWHAHAHAHA! Anyway, here is the game:
The original game (crimson room) is here:
Oh! and one more thing... aren't you curious what that guy is saying when you try to leave the room? here is the track reversed... creepy...

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Music Composing! Huzaaa!

Okay, well... I tried composing music... here is the result... enjoy!

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June 16, 2004

Summer has made me laz... umm... whatever

Yeah, the title says it all:
Summer has made me lazy. Which is the reason for the complete and total void of updates.... yeah... anyway, the new things that have happened in my life are:
1) I got a "new" (and by new I mean used) computer which is better than my main computer.
2) I did some computer fixing work for people... yeah...
3) I've been playing uplink... which is weird cause it's actually a pretty crappy game... but I like it... It's hacking for people who don't know how to hack.
4) ummmmmmm I defragmented my computer which took up two days of my life
5) Oh! and I got Buffy Season Six...
Yep.. that about wraps up new things for me... uhhhhhhh... I try and post more regularly... next week.... maybe...

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June 12, 2004


I've been playing Riven, it's beautiful. I've been amazed at the graphical dexterity of this game because it was made in like 1996... here are a few screen shots of some cool things...
Look it's a crazy town!
Frog that I caught
Some kinda crazy boiler room
Fear the almighty fish god!

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June 11, 2004


Okay, I really, REALLY wanted to write a story about the cicadas before I forgot what they were like. So... ummm... here it is: And don't ask me why Simon. I don't have an answer for you.

Press play before you start the story!

Summer of the Cicadas

By Kit Sczudlo

     I was walking home from school on a one particularly humid summer day. It was the summer of the cicadas; you could tell from the deafening sound of high pitched screeching everywhere you went. As I continued to stroll through the suburbs of Bethesda, I listened to the cicadas. I stopped... and really, really listened. They had their own kind of beauty with low undertones and high pitched squeels. I admired their beauty. Suddenly, I reached to slap what I though was a mosquito. It was a dart, and I turned my head spastically in an attempt to see the shooter. Darkness overcame, but I saw a man emerge from the bushes as I collapsed to the ground.

     As I groggily awoke from what seemed like a dream, I realized that I was in what loked like a hedge maze. The hedges were a pale green and about a foot above my head. The sun was setting and its red rays of light were cast through the dense foliage. I watched as a few cicadas lazily flew from one side of the hedge to the other. They were surround by small halos which made it seem even more surreal. Suddenly it hit me, the reason it sounded so quite was because there was such a roar of cicadas I could hear nothing else. Idily, I thought about how even if I had screamed at the top of my lungs, no one could have heard me. This theory was quickly proved correct.

     I felt a sharp sting in my right shoulder, and the leaves on the hedges before me rustled. I looked to see what had happened. Blood profusly spilled from a small hole that was about the width of a pencil, I screamed. I lept to my feet, and looked about to see who had shot me. I couldn't see anyone, and as I slapped my left hand over my shoulder, I began to run. I turned left, then right, then left, then left again, and I thought that maybe I had lost him. I paused at the next turn thinking that perhaps I had a moment to think. I was wrong. I felt as if I had rope burn on the outside of my hand. I glanced at it and the top of my left hand had been grazed.

     I began to panic. This man had the obvious advantage. Thinking quickly, I simply burst through the hedges and cut myself. All of the places which weren't covered by clothes were bleeding. These weren't just hedges, they were brambles. As my vision became blurry from the pain, I began to run frantically, crying with the futility of it all. I rand right, left, right, right it didn't matter he would find me. The hedges began to turn to brick walls, and dead ended. I was exausted. I collapsed at the base of the wall. I looked behind me and watched the man who was to be my murderer come closer. The fury at my inability to stop it made me furious with anger. But as I thought of what was about to become of me I wept... bitter, angry tears. I listened to what I knew would be the last sound I would ever hear: the cicadas. I admired the fact that they could ignore the tradgety that was about to happen right before their eyes. I listened and closed my eyes. Just to listen. High, low, high, low... what a beautiful chorus. Finally, as I opened my eyes, the murderer was close enough for me to see his face. It was Simon... Simon Copel. I looked at him in confusion. All the sudden, he looked so much taller and mature than me. He had a pistol in one hand and he was cleaning it with a hankercheif as I looked at him. He glanced at me and, as if the words were those of god, the cicadas were suddenly silent.

     "Well Kit, you've been on quite a journey," he said with mild interest, "I'm surprised you made it a full mile before you managed to get to a dead end." As I stared at him with confusion he looked at me full on, raising one eyebrow.

     "Why?!" I yelled as he stopped polishing his gun and began to look at it.

     "Because Kit, you've been a very mean person to me over the years. I think this is simply justice." I reflected on what a horrible attitude I'd had towards Simon over the years and the more I thought about it, the more I realized that he was right. I cried even more profusly.

     "Come, come now Kit! I will have none of that!" Simon lowered his gun, and I closed my eyes and looked away. I felt... a familiar sting...

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June 10, 2004

What is that stuff?!

What is this guy drawing in?! Just sand?! WHAT?! Possibly the strangest art form I've ever seen. Check him out! (Note: 18.5 megs) if you're too lazy to just save it to your comp, then this link should work... Check him out! (Note: still 18.5 megs)

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I strive to be this man... sigh... maybe.... just maybe... someday... I will be as good as him... if you're too lazy to just save it to your comp, then this link should work... him...

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June 09, 2004

Server crashed

Well if anyone noticed, for the first time... ever... I had a server crash! I was all whoa! At Louie's house because I couldn't go to my website. And I came home and it's been on for like a month straight doing nothing but running apache server and so I came to the conclusion that it ike got all gooped from running too long. Anyway, It's back up now so you can visit scuzzstuff.tk That's all for today....
Oh! Wait... can anyone tell me why this htaccess code doesn't work?

RewriteCond %{ENV:REMOTE_ADDR}
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ goaway.html$1 [L]


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June 07, 2004

I hate people

Well everyone, we knew it would probibly come to here sooner or later:
We have spammers.
You may wonder why I call them spammers and not hateful bastards who don't deserve to live on the face of the earth, but there is a very simple reason for this:
     1) I don't know these people and they don't know me and therefore, anything they say about me can be considered invalid, false, and unsolicited.
     2) They have no facts of any kind. Therefore, once again, you can just assume they're wrong and move on.
Anyway, I was going to just remove the whole thing and move on, but I think I'm going to leave it up here to remind me of the whole reason I was quite bitter and hateful throughout middle and high school. So, this whole incident will remain up here. Anyway, I already made it so if their ip addresses are the same as when they posted it forces monkey porn and horrible popups all over their desktops. And if their ip addresses are different then they'll get free rein as everyone else. If they come back and cause problems I have all their parents cell phone numbers so I can just pussya out and call their parents. The other fun thing is that I know that they go to field school and since my mom has serious connections there she can get them booted for not quite being the calibur student that they would want at such a school. Anyway, I'd like to put this whole thing behind me and forget about the homaphobic people who posted on my site.

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June 04, 2004

Last day... whew!

YESSSSSSS!!!!!! I GOT A LINUX COMPUTER WORKING (or at least the gui) FOR THE FIRSTTIME EVER!!! YESS! WOOOOOOOO!!! YEah... ummmmm... yeah. Anyway, Mr. Thomas was giving away comps and I got one (and one for louie). And it works and it is good. The cool thing is how many drives it has:
1) 4 gig hd (not too good, but free computer)
2) A floppy
3) Another floppy
4) A regular CD-ROM
5) A CD-R
And of course it has all the nice bells and whistles of a good linux computer: An Ethernet card, 2 usb ports, 226mhz prossesor, and a pretty nice graphics and sound card. Yep and it's pretty frikin' awesome. The other cool thing is that today is the last day of normal school! WOOHOO! Monday is review day, then exams until thursday and I'm done! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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June 01, 2004

Well, the final stretch is here...

And I'm not ready! Only four days of school left and all my teachers are piling on the homework! Even though I know this isn't the worst it's going to get, I'm still feeling like I'm drowning in work. God I can't wait for school to get out... Sorry for the lack of updates, but, as I said, I'm drowning in work. Anyway, I've been updating my games website (scuzzstuff.tk) and I got back into Animal Crossing. I did good on my try out for chorus next year (except the sight reading! Damn do re and mi!) Lunch is over, gotta run!


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